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ShelBroCo and OpenAI
Original article: https://www.sheldonbrown.com/openai.html on sheldonbrown.com
- Reproduced with the permission of John Allen and Harriet Fell — all rights reserved. The version on sheldonbrown.com is authoritative.
- Mirrored: 2026-10-06 · Last update of the original: see original
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We asked OpenAI's Dall-E imaging app to depict a bicycle.
That OpenAI named its app Dall-E after eccentric artist Salvador Dalí, famous for his painting of melting clocks, amounts to a tacit confession. But when helping people repair and maintain bicycles, you want realism, not surrealism.
OpenAI's ChatGPT text generator went on its usual Internet bicycle-fishing expedition and found that our beloved Raleigh Twenty bicycle was sold with rear and front racks. ShelBroCo sacrilege!
This can't stand! Like it or not, human-AI partnership is key to a livable future.
As of April 1, 2023, ShelBroCo is revising our business model to include review of AI-generated articles and imagery.
There is much work to do. We humbly offer assistance.
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