Tesla owner, overcome with buyer's remorse? Nobody wants to look like a MuskRat now.
But -- you miss your previous car's stick-shift exhaust note? We bicyclists miss it too!
Teslas are so quiet. We Want to Hear You Coming!
Drive Like you Mean it, no shame, no blame. ShelBroCo offers:
ShelBroCo Acoustic Electric PipesShelBroco Acoustic Electric Pipes. Perfectly mimic the exhaust note of a Ford Mustang, Chevy Corvette, Plymouth Barracuda, Mazda Miata, 2006 BMW 330i or any of 57 other classic ICE (not that other ICE) vehicles!
hand on shift leverShelBroCo StickShift: e-clutch pedal and shift lever. Control your Tesla like a real car! Natural pause, lurch, grind, idle, stall! Great to teach stick shift to a novice: no clutch burnout! Some assembly and software update required.
ShelBroCo hood scoopShelBroCo Turbo Hood Scoop for that all-important muscle-car look! Discreetly open at the back for low air drag. Included engine roar synth. Tesla's frunk bonnet doubles as a perfect soundboard!
big, hulking spoilerShelBroCo Spoiler: (Just throw away that pathetic Tesla spoiler!). Highly recommended for Dual Motor Teslas.
ShelBroCo FlyCatcher GrilleShelBroCo FlyCatcher Grille: Take the ICE look to perfection!.
"Least Tesla bumper stickerShelBroCo Buyer's Remorse bumper sticker. Let Everyone Know That You Care!
Car lovers enjoy thrills at any speed, and so we also offer the
I'm a Biker Roof Rack: Show that You Mean It when you arrive at the bike club ride start!
TESLAMONIALS
"The spring, the summer, | The childing autumn, angry winter, change | Their wonted liveries, and the mazèd world | By their increase now knows not which is which." ... Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream
"We crave for new sensations but soon become indifferent to them. The wonders of yesterday are today common occurrences." ... Nikola Tesla, My Inventions
"Who could imagine | That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.? | (AC/DC bop-bop-bop)" ... Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, It Can't Happen Here"
"There is much work to be done but the fundamental objective is clear: we must reduce our emissions over time." ... Eric Nyquist, NASCAR.
"I can't wait to get on the road again." Willie Nelson
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Products (Try them all!)
Item
Price
Quantity
ShelBroCo StickShift System:
$1559.95
ShelBroCo Exhaust:
$599.95
ShelBroCo Turbo Hood Scoop:
$699.95
ShelBroCo Spoiler:
$2999.95
ShelBroCo FlyCatcher Grille:
$199.95
ShelBroCo Biker roof Rack:
$499.95
ShelBroCo Buyer Remorse Bumper Sticker:
$5.95
NOTE:ShelBroCo products can be shipped only to a valid postal address! Not shippable to any Web site, e-mail, Facebook, Twitter or other vaporware address! Shipping (USA) (1-100) Zone 1 $99.95 Zone 2 $159.95 Zone 3 $199.95 Zone 4 $259.95.Zone 5 $599.95. Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii, and outside the USA: by arrangement.
Amount (Sending Limit: $999,534.35 (USD))
Amount 999534.35
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