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Original article: https://www.sheldonbrown.com/bicycleHumor.html on sheldonbrown.com
- Reproduced with the permission of John Allen and Harriet Fell — all rights reserved. The version on sheldonbrown.com is authoritative.
- Mirrored: 2026-09-28 · Last update of the original: see original
This category collects the articles of the section "Bicycle Humor" of sheldonbrown.com. The list below follows the overview page; entries that link to sheldonbrown.com have not been mirrored yet. All articles in this category are listed automatically at the bottom of the page.
- Least TESLA — April 1, 2025
- Teslas are so quiet. We Want to Hear You Coming!.
- Backup System — April 1, 2024
- Convert any bicycle into an ebike with forward and backward propulsion.
- Open AI — April 1, 2023
- Human-AI partnership is key to a livable future.
- Time Travel — April 1, 2022
- It's all about setting some kind of personal best -- well, personal fastest -- while actually going nowhere.
- QuadraTech — April 1, 2021
- Introducing ShelBroCo QuadraTech Chainrings and Non-Rotation sleeve nuts
- NO JOKE — April 1, 2020
- Just not a year for jokes.
- Sensors — April 1, 2019
- Electronic shifting, power meter, cadence sensor, performance monitor, smartphone, GPS -- all connect without ugly, clumsy, fragile wires, thanks to the world-standard ANT+ communications protocol.
- Power Powder — April 1, 2018
- Boost your energy with ShelBroCo Power Powder. Special prices this Sunday of Easter and Passover.
- Ride Without GPS — April 1, 2017
- Getting lost is a pain. Find your way home with ShelBroCo RideWithoutGPS, the navigation system that never lets you down.
- Helium — April 1, 2016
- Helium weighs only 0.13 times as much as air! Imagine what it can do for your tires.
- Magic Paint — April 1, 2015
- A pavement marking paint that does double duty as an illuminated warning signal!
- Dent Removal — April 1, 2014
- Remove those pesky dents in a flash!
- ShelBroCo Sonics™ — April 1, 2013
- Meet the US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration standards with distinctive sounds.
- SCB American Way Bicycles™ — April 1, 2012
- Now you can OWN the urban bicycle of your dreams.
- 5 and 5 System — April 1, 2011
- All the advantages of the classic ten-speed and of a modern ten-sprocket system
- Sheldon's Secret Cellar — April 1, 2010
- YOUR turn to turn the wrench
- Bike Walk America — April 1, 2009
- Bicycling advocacy takes a walk.
- ShelBroCo Chain Cleaning System — April 1, 2007
- There is Only One Correct Way to clean and lubricate your chain!
- FasterCard Titanium — April 1, 2005
- The credit card for the Serious Cyclist!
- Nanodrive — April 1, 2004
- The drivetrain of the 21st century!
- Product W — April 1, 2003
- Product W, the ultimate performance-enhancing drug, with Theobromine!
- Bikecentennial Airbag Helmet — January 19, 2003
- Safety with Style
- The Secret of Cycling Success! — April 1, 2002
- It's probably too late for you--but don't you want your children to have a chance to become Champion Cyclists?
- TORK-GRIP Universal Torque Wrench — April 1, 2001
- The Universal Torque Wrench!
- Real MAN Bicycle Saddles — April 1, 2000
- Are you a Real Man? Then why are you still riding on a "unisex" saddle?
- SYMMETRISPOKES! — April 1, 1999
- A revolutionary new spoke design makes spoke breakage a thing of the past!
- Goofy Bicycle Gimmicks & Gadgets — From the laboratory to you
- Can't figure out your gears? Maybe you need a GearTel!
- Sheldon Brown's Geomagnetic Booster ® — Cutting Edge Technology
- Use the Earth's magnetic field to enhance your speed!
- Evil Bicycles — The Satanic Conspiracy Exposed!
- Sinister corporations are trying to undermine the character of the Youth of America by producing bicycles which glorify Evil!
- Postings by Carapace Completed Umber — Humor from the rec.bicycles.* newsgroups.
- Although I am well known to have no sense of humor whatever, my alter ego, Carapace Completed Umber, is silly enough for both of us. This page collects some of his postings to various bicycle-related newsgroups.
- POWerwheels — Humiliate Your Friends!
- Are your spokes holding you back? Then you need new POWerwheels!
- Bikes vs.Blades — [by A Cyclist]
- Vehicle or vestment? 101 Reasons Why Biking is Better than Blading.
- Superleggero Bearing Balls — Save weight! Go Fast!
- Using old-fashioned solid bearing balls? No wonder you're so slow!
- Bayonetz ® — The Ultimate Bar Endz!
- Sheldon Brown's Miscellaneous Humor Collection — Gathered from here and there
- Not bicycle related, but funny.
- BikeReader Humo(u)r — A humo(u)r compendium
- From That Sceptred Isle
- The Rarest of the Rare — Classic parts from Cycles de Oro
- Mountainbike Militiamen Movement — Watch out for the Black Helicopters!
- Be ready to ride the apocalypse!
- Mountain-Bike Ragazine — Rad, dude!
- Mountain-bike humor...no connection with Indian music, alas.
- Ken Kifer's Cycling and Touring Humor — Some of this is related to the rec.bicycles newsgroups.
- Why Do Tires Lose Pressure When Parked? How to Serve a Nice Holiday Roast Some Useful Cycling Devices Additional Cycling Devices Some Subtle Clues That Indicate a True Cyclist® Witty Replies Great Moments in Cycling History How to Camp Anywhere Movie Review: Beneath the Valley of the Planet of the Bicycles Zen and the Art of Fixing a Flat Tire Cycling Fairy Tales
- Spike Bike — Don't get mad, get even!
