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ShelBroCo Time-Travel
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- Mirrored: 2026-10-06 · Last update of the original: see original
Proudly Presents:TIME TRAVEL
Riding in the real world is so limiting -- same buddies, same routes, same old same old.
Then there's Rain! Heat! Cold! Crash risk!
It is no wonder that cyclists choose to train in the comfort, safety and privacy of our own homes.
But -- boredom. same routes, same avatars, sweat dripping on your computer display. And always, competition. It's all about setting some kind of personal best -- well, personal fastest -- while actually going nowhere.
If you are going to go nowhere, how about doing it at a relaxing pace? ShelBroco has answers!
Ride Amsterdam, where bicycling is just normal, gratifying, daily experience! (Photo credit Jakub Halun, Wikimedia Commons, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License)
Or India? Remember, they drive on the left. Don't hook those horns! © Yann Forget / Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY-SA
Take it back to 1971! Let astronaut Jim Irwin pace you in the Lunar Rover. No need a space suit! Your stationary bicycle perfectly simulates the Moon's lack of aerodynamic drag!
Soon: back in time with Pierre Lallement, reputed inventor of the pedaled bicycle.
Or you might join a spin club, but you have to ride -- or dare I say, drive -- to one.
Testimonials
Je l'ai inventé. Roulons donc à ma vitesse !
Pierre Lallement
I was strolling on the Moon one day...
Harrison Schmitt
The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space.
Carl Sagan
"Come ride with me!"
George Jetson
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